ChristmaChess

"what's for lunch this Christmas?'
"gloop"
"I thought we were having gloop for dinner"
"that is glosh"
"oh, what's the difference?"
"gloop is glosh before it becomes glud"
"and the substance we had for breakfast"
"Oh, that was glug"
"Can I stir the glug as it becomes gloop? I do not want you to forget it and let it become glud"
"mmm. No"
"can I add salt"
"no"
"can I arrange the table"
"no"
"what can I do"
"arrange the chess board"
"choose a color"
"pink"
"(gulp) this is good gloop"
"yeah, make your move"
"why cant we both move at the same time"
"move"
"would this pawn mind being the first to move"
"let the carnage begin"
"don't pawns have rights"
"make the move"
"half the board is full of them, they should be a union by now"
"don't forget to eat your gloop before it cools and becomes gloo"
"if they had a union they would all be queens instead of being pawns"
"make the move"
"why should there be only one piece in a square"
"either because square was empty or because the piece in it just got killed"
"are you sure it is not illegal to kill in a game"
"good move"
"I feel sorry for your pawn"
"this game has been played for centuries this way"
"can my horse just share the square with your pawn"
"kill it"
"it is so mean to use a horse to displace a pawn"
"make your move my queen is waiting to get your king"
"really , that is so sweet, tell her my king is taken but he might be generous if she is nice to him"
"my queen wants to kill your king"
"is it really legal to play this game, I mean there is more a king and queen can do without killing each other, plus it's Christmas"
"eat your gloop"
"think of all the things our pieces could do together"
"your turn to move"
"instead of killing each other why don't we form an alliance and do something constructive"
"check"
"ah, there you go again"
"check again"
"chrismas or no Chrismas, I am sure it illegal to be bouncing so many checks"
"my queen is gonna get your king mated"
"your queen wants to kill my king and calls it getting mated"
"check mate"
"you have no idea what mating is all about"
"the game is over"
"can i continue moving the pieces"
"go ahead, if it makes you happy but just remember that the game is over"
"I love the way the horse moves"
"you would have won the game if you had moved it earlier"
"I did not want to win"
"you played like a loser"
"losing is not the only option to not being the winner"
"if you had made those moves before my queen mated your king, you would have won pawns down"
"I did not lose, I am still moving my pieces"
"the game is over, I won"
"would'nt it be nicer to be able to say We Won"
"We played chess not nice"
"that is not nice of you"
"what is that you are doing putting your bishop on that rook"
"that is my bisrook"
"what is a bishrook"
"a bishop teaming up with the rook"
"what on the chess board for"
"to be more powerful than a bishop or a rook is an any given time"
"now what is that horse doing on the rook... Lemme guess, it is horook"
"how did you find out"
"I am smarter than you"
"together we can be smarter than you and me are as individuals"


Merry Christmas